So you clicked anyway...
Typical. You're probably the same person who clicks "i agree" without reading terms and conditions.
Here's your "hello world" but make it ✨ chaotic ✨
console.log("Hello World");
// TODO: make this more sophisticated
// TODO: add AI
// TODO: add blockchain
// TODO: add AI blockchain
// TODO: question life choicesFun fact: this is probably the 10,000,000th "hello world" written today. But hey, at least mine has personality.
Current status:
| Metric | Level |
|---|---|
| ☕ Coffee | Dangerously high |
| 🧠 Brain cells | Rapidly declining |
| 🎯 Motivation | Oscillating between "i can change the world" and "maybe i should just become a farmer" |
| 🤖 AI models trained | Not enough |
| 🔥 Fires currently fighting | Yes |
What's next? Probably more procrastination disguised as "research" and "learning new frameworks".
Reality check: every developer's journey starts with "hello world" and somehow ends up with debugging production issues at 3am while questioning every life choice that led to this moment.
If you're still reading this, you either have too much time on your hands or you're as weird as i am. Either way, welcome to the club 🎉